Friday, September 24, 2010

Duke Usleiva VII - Ressurection of the Duke

Genie Traore : God's be blessed.  Thou liveth again!  Jamie doth got the blood of the virgin and mine spell hath brought thee back to life.

Duke Usleiva : Alas, heaven I doth liked.  'twas scouse heaven with beer and sport.  Forsooth, is that Garynee Vile's head?  I thought 'twas virgin blood thee needed- nay his whole head.

Jamie raises his arms in protest.

Jamie The Caregiver : Ay gorra little excited la. Ay 'ad fun like. Nah 'arm done. 

Duke Usleiva : I thank thee both for thy rescue of mine.  Alas, I must set back on my quest.  I seeketh the mighty Igor.  I must procure a ship for Zagreb.  Cannst thou help?

Genie Traore : I doth knowest one ship in port.  It 'twas built by Mikel Arc-tender and captained by Looney Wayne.  No other ship docketh here without going back to the city and facing King Roy.

Duke Usleiva : Forsooth, my grandma hath told me of Looney Wayne, Captain Hooker she doth call him.  That captain hath a hook on both hands.  I must avoid his hookers.

Genie Traore : For sure, thou must avoid his hookers.  They art old and rusty- grizzled and bent.  'tis a dangerous journey- thou shalt need help.  I shall join thee.  Jamie, thou must stay and guard our trail.  Our foe shalt surely be pursuing the good duke- he must not be stopped before he findeth the mighty Igor.

Jamie raises his arms in protest.

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